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Wednesday, 22 February 2012

WE DIDN'T PAY OUR TAXES - By Billy Nowell

WE DIDN'T PAY OUR TAXES

(to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel)

Charlie Adam, Alex Rae, Davie Dodds, Andy Gray,
Nacho Novo, Charlie Miller, Derek Ferguson,
Terry Hurlock, Bill Struth, Press won’t tell the truth,
Robert Fleck, Larkhall, Ian Ferguson.

Queen and crown, John Brown, James Traynor shouting down
Bowler hats, Gavin Rae, Findlay’s Karaoke
Graeme Souness, Hate green, tug yer forelock tae the queen,
Murray’s tenner fiver boast, sending bullets through the post.

We didn't pay our taxes,
We were always cheating, while our drums were beating
We didn't pay our taxes,
Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it.

Green Straws banned here, Songs of hatred very clear
war chest, UEFA fines, the loyal won’t see the signs
season tickets sold off, Leckie hears a non-existent cough
Trouser leg rolled up, but huvnae won the Big Cup.

Terry Butcher, Bobby Tait, Jock Wallace, Catholic hate,
On the queen’s highway, Barry’s passing sideways
Alan Hutton, red socks, selling orange football tops,
Derek Johnstone, Chick Young, journos won’t admit they’re huns

We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn't pay our taxes
Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it

Sandy Clark, Kris Boyd, Ten seasons, all void,
John Greig, early bath, FTP autograph
war chest, Edu, 1690 menu,
Alec Clelland, Gascoigne, Still singing about the Boyne

Lafferty, Richard Gough, getting Timmy sent off,
BNP, Orange Hall, Playing anti football
Casuals, ICF, Celtic fan stabbed to death
Barcelona drenched in piss, Master Race hubris.

Chorus
We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn't pay our taxes
Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it

Malmo, Maribor, not in Europe anymore,
European moonbeam, but got put out by a diddy team
Zurich, Zizkov, Unirea pub team
Barcelona, Bucharest, Osasuna, more arrests
Bobby Tait’s dodgy watch, the huns are on crimewatch
Manchester, blown away, what else do I have to say?

We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn't pay our taxes
Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it

Dodgy chief a billionaire, Jelavic no longer there.
Cardigans, Walter Smith, Whyte’s billions just a myth,
Interdict, court case, monies due, losing face,
Ally Fat Paul Le Guen, at the Sheriff Court again
Coisty hasn't got a clue, neither do the fans in blue,
Transfer window, shut again, Whyte has let them down again,
Players wages on the line, Whytie might be doing time,
Padlocks on the Ibrox doors, they can't take it anymore

Chorus
We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn't pay our taxes
Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it
But when we are gone
You can still walk on, and on, and on, and on..........

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are such a sad individual, just like many of your chump bhoys. Obsessed with the EBTs that won Rangers all those titles!!!!!! Cheating? Explain cheating moron? How does giving a player a loan or extra benefits make him a better player? Is this extra cash an enhancing drug? Yous have no other reasoning but to call Rangers cheats because that is the only excuse you have for them winning all the titles. Get a life moron!!!!!!!

DanielFergus said...

Yes it is cheating to anyone with half a brain because without the EBTs and "loans" that never had to be repaid, allowing Rangers to illegally avoid taxes, said players wouldn't actually have been there - the Laudrups, Numans, Van Bronkchorsts etc. Christ even the Alex Raes. Whilst other clubs couldnt afford players of this calibre whilst paying taxes due to her majestys crown although Celtic managed to compete with the tax evading cheats. I assume someone else has use of the shared sevconian brain cell tonight rendering you unable to comprehend this simple reality. You are a Daily Record reader aren't you? Your astounding ignorance screams so. Talking of obsession, you are obviously hurting very badly at tonights Celtic-Barcelona result, but I am sure you can indulge in the latest sevco obssession for possession and attendance stats and dig something up in an attempt to taint the victory. Hopefully yoy can do this without resorting to the standard sevco obssession with child abuse. Oh and while youre at it can you get me the possesion stats for the stirling albion-sevco game? Don't worry I can wait till its your turn for use of the brain cell again.

Anonymous said...

Haha loans cant imagine a skint small time club like rankers having to loan numan de boer etc etc money